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A disturbing trend has swept the Mad Men fandom. Maybe it’s because the show’s been on for five seasons, I don’t know, but at some point, fans decided it was time to start making predictions. Apparently, someone is about to die. But who?
“Pete Campbell will die,” the fandom says with authority.
“Wow,” [...]
Tags: Betty Draper, Betty Francis, Death, die, Don Draper, gun, Mad Men, Pete Campbell, rifle, Vincent Kartheiser

Your friends will be there when your back is to the wall….
Tags: 21 Jump Street, Bette Midler, Halloween, High Times, Hocus Pocus, Jay and Ernie, Kathy Najimy, Larry Bagby, Peter DeLuise, Sanderson Sisters, Tobias Jelinek

I’m occasionally enraged by the stupidity of a popular theory in modern, post-Christian culture where people get all their religious beliefs through the media: “Oh, there really were pagan gods, but they needed our prayers to live and when we stopped believing in them, they ceased to exist, like when you say you don’t believe [...]
Tags: Belief, Christianity, Crusades, Gods, Inquisition, Merlin, Xena

Now, for your amusement, the Killer Mermaid trilogy! Part One:
Part Two:
Part Three:
Tags: Jack Sparrow, Land Shark, Mermaids, Phillip Swift, Pirates of The Caribbean, PoTC Fan Comics, SNL, Syrena

No, honestly, Loki really means it this time!
Tags: Lady Loki, Loki, Marvel, Sif, Thor

You’ve got a mansion, it cost me everything
And you’ve only one job, to have the brains to bring me
My brandy in the morning
And whiskey in the night
You’re job description: to do as you’re bid
To feed my addiction, and never give me lip, just
My brandy in the morning
And whiskey in the night
Those wedded slobs will sigh [...]
Tags: Boswell Sisters, Coffee in the Morning, Song Parodies

Don and Charlie cope with PTSD in their own ways.
Tags: Charlie Eppes, David Krumholtz, Don Eppes, Numb3rs, Rob Morrow

The latest from Low Social-Tolerance Theater: Magic, feat. Willy Wonka and Violet Beauregarde.
Picking on party clowns is just cruel. That’s why I always did it when I was little girl. Lucky for me, none of the clowns I picked on could turn me into a blueberry.
Tags: AnnaSophia Robb, Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, Johnny Depp, Violet Beauregarde, Willy Wonka