My step-father used to be sick all the time, and would complain about loudly, making it the excuse for everything he did, or didn’t, do. But whenever anyone else was sick or hurt, he’d tell them it was in their head, that they wanted to be sick, because they didn’t want to work, and that’s [...]
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Man,… have you ever been so tired that you dreams were straight-up insane? I had this one last night, where someone expected me to do a skit at the last minute, and so I improvised a hillbilly version of the scene from Hamlet, when the ghost of the king comes to tell Hamlet who [...]
So, great episode of Family Guy tonight, “Not All Dogs Go To Heaven“. I’m glad they touch on the issues they do — the problem people have with atheists is frickin’ ridiculous and I wish they could see it sometimes. The idea that an enormous chunk of people on this planet claim to love peace, [...]
One argument people against gun control like to make is, “if guns are outlawed, then only outlaws will have guns. But these same people want to make abortion illegal. But if abortion is outlawed, then only outlaws will have abortions. Wouldn’t that lead to abortion Zorros and ultra specific Bon Jovi songs?
I’m sorry, but, how funny was that guy throwing shoes at Bush! Ha, ha, ha! It’s beyond the Valley of Hilarious! It must be kicking the Daily Show staff’s ass that this happened at the beginning of their holiday hiatus. What a pick-me-up, though!
I can’t believe my mom won’t stop complaining about her boss. She brings him over to the house whenever she feels like it, and ruins birthdays and holidays, even bringing him over when he’s sick as a dog — and he goes around touching everything — and she gives him free rein of the house, [...]
So I really had no intention of watching Becoming Jane. After having to sit through ‘Eather Graeme’s hideous accent in From Hell, I wasn’t about to subject myself to the Rain in Spain from miss princess diary. Like I said, no intention. But then I found out from Faith that Becoming Jane — which she [...]
Weirdly enough, I don’t usually flirt with guys, it’s mostly the other way around. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not that much to look at, but I’ve got a lot up front so there’s really not an ordeal. Better than a finger in your eye right? Eh, what do you know. Anyway, if I [...]
Ever since Spike TV started showing the Star Wars Saga, I’ve been reminded of how pissed off I am at George Lucas. Why? Why were the prequels so crappy? You’d think the guy who created the trilogy could produce a follow-up better then asinine fanfiction. Even the decent characters were when compared to the origionls. [...]
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We’re watching on, almost apathetically, as our present becomes the dystopian future of literature and film. And Charlton Heston died on the fifth of April, at the age of 84. So, I was wondering, what happens if people [...]
