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My Impression Of Anthony Michael Hall’s Impression of a Skinny White Kid Who Smoked Weed and Got High, Explaining How I Hurt My Foot, Part I:
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Now where was I? …Hm. As I was sayin’, in every man’s life, deyz times. De high times an’ [...]

I’m almost 30 now. And when I was nearly 19, I broke my foot, right on the arch. I had no health insurance and no one to help me get medical aid. So just had to wait it out and hope my foot would heal right…. It didn’t quite do that. I was reminded of [...]

So many of us are raised with an image in our minds about what we should look like, then look in the mirror and feel guilty and worthless, so much so that it causes brain-sickness. People try to justify this bullying as important social instruction, but you’d have to be a deluded imbecile to think [...]

So every once in a while, I recall how many people — fans and industry insiders alike — refer the the character of Captain Jack Sparrow as being “cool”. No, not cool as in a really well-drawn, entertaining and endearing fictional character. Cool like he’s really badass, Reynolds-style. But it occurred to me today, that [...]

I know it’s late, I totally forgot to blog about my birthday, or Faith’s, or what’s been going on. My mom finally introduced us to her new fiancee. I was expecting him to be some kind of a maniac like the other people she’s brought home, but he seems so kind! Way right-wing and Christian, [...]

Life’s still getting one over on me, but my cold is getting better, and whatever waking hours aren’t spent cooking for and cleaning up after the idiot border, I’m going through my thread-bare wardrobe for ’30s-looking clothes. Can’t wait until my hair’s long enough for pin curls! Also, I’ve been so busy lately, I haven’t [...]

So, my mother didn’t tell us until, literally, the last second, but she decided a friend/employee of hers was staying with me and Faith, who are to play maid and cook to him. Luckily, we get along with the guy, but he’s young and sometimes it’s hard to keep him from getting into our stuff. [...]

I’m thinking about doing my next Travel Log on witches, but it’s more to form if I do the idea I had about my celebrity interview the highly sexualized Lincoln town car.
So in holiday news, as per usual, my mother and her boss ruined everything. The whole day was shot working for them and ended [...]

My step-father used to be sick all the time, and would complain about loudly, making it the excuse for everything he did, or didn’t, do. But whenever anyone else was sick or hurt, he’d tell them it was in their head, that they wanted to be sick, because they didn’t want to work, and that’s [...]

Man,… have you ever been so tired that you dreams were straight-up insane? I had this one last night, where someone expected me to do a skit at the last minute, and so I improvised a hillbilly version of the scene from Hamlet, when the ghost of the king comes to tell Hamlet who [...]